$35,000 Roaches A West Indian woman called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once!" "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I moving today and my lease say I must leave
the premises in exactly the same condition I found it."
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