One
day three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large violent river.
They needed to get to the other side but had no idea how to do so.
The
first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross
this river.”
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs. He was able to swim across the river
in about two hours, after nearly drowning a couple of times.
Seeing
this, the second man prayed to God, “Please God, give me the strength….and
the tools to cross this river.”
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat. He was able to row across the river in about an
hour after almost capsizing the boat a few times.
The
third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed
to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence
to cross this river.”
And
poof! God turned him into a woman, with a map. She looked at the map, hiked
upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
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to us by Eric Lythcott" - elythcott@dacostamannings.com
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