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Jamaican is at the Gates of Heaven. St Peter: I have to ask you 3 questions
before I can let you in.
Jamaican:
No problem
St
Peter: Which day of the week begin with the letter "T"?
Jamaican:
Today and tomorrow
St.
Peter: Well, that wasn't really the answer I was looking for but I'll give
you the second question. How many seconds are there in a year?
Jamaican:
12
St.
Peter: How did you arrive at 12?
Jamaican:
2nd of January, 2nd of Feb, 2nd of March, 2nd of
By
now St. Peter is getting exasperated with this foo-fool Jamaican.
St.
Peter: Final question now. What is the name of our Lord and Saviour?
Jamaican:
Andy
St.
Peter: Good God man, don't you read your Bible?
Jamaican:
Yes, but every time mi guh a church dem sing: Andy walks with
me,
Andy talks with me, Andy tells me that I am his own...
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