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Guyanese And A Trini
A Guyanese man is having breakfast
one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam, when a Trini
man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.
The Guyanese ignores the Trinidadian
who, nevertheless starts a conversation.
Trini: "You Guyanese folks
eat the whole bread?"
Guyanese:(in a bad mood):
"stupid, of course."
Trini:(after blowing a huge
bubble) " We don't. In Trinidad, we only eat what's inside. The crust we
collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and
sell them to Guyana.
The Trini has a smirk on his face,
and the Guyanese man listens in silence.
Trini: " Do you eat jelly
with the bread?
Guyanese: " Of course we
do."
Trini:(cracking his gum between
his teeth and chuckling). "We don't in Trinidad, we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers,
recycle them,transform them into jam and sell the jam to Guyana."
Guyanese: "Ayo use condoms
fuh sex in Trinidad?"
Trini: "Why of course we
do" (the Trini says with a big smirk).
Guyanese: "And wha ayo a
do wid de condoms aftuh?"
Trini: "We throw them away
of course."
Guyanese: " Abe na do da.
In Guyana we put dem in a containa, melt dem down into chewing gum and
sell them to ayo Trini people...nice talkin wid u."
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