Caribbean Jokes

The Baddest, Most Feared Man On Earth

Before daily prayers and before declaring a Fatwa, Osama Bin Laden would go into a great cave in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan.  In that cave was the largest mirror in the world. He would ask it 'Oh Mirror, oh Mirror. Who is the baddest, most feared man on this great earth?'

The mirror would respond 'Oh you. Usama. Oh you Usma Bin Laden.'  He would then go out, smiling, to greet the thousands of his followers.

One day he came out of the cave and dropped to the ground sobbing. His tribal leaders rushed to his side and begged him to tell them what was wrong. Through his sobs, he looked up and asked them 'Who de hell is Ramesh Lawrence Maharaj?'

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