Several
Short Jokes --- A
Collection From Our Magazine Section
Ugly Competition!
One time they were having on ugly competition
three men wanted to enter, a Jamaican, Trinidadian and a Guyaneses. They
all went to the place to enter the Trini went first and got in then the
Guyaneee was next he also got through. After the Jamaican went in, the
person at the counter looked at the Jamaican and said, "SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS".
Submitted by Powel
Press The X On Your Computer Screen
A mother and her daughter were sitting on
the bed chatting. Since the daughter was not using the computer she asked
her mother to turn it off.
Mother: "how I turn this thing off now?"Daughter:
"press the X up in the right hand corner."The
mother took her finger and pressing the X asked: "how come it don't close?"
Submitted by Ina