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One
Sunday Morning
Sunday
morning in Bedford Stuyvesant, New York. The church is packed and the devil
decides to pay a visit.
The
doors burst open; a black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People
jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two people.
One is the Pastor, the other is a West Indian.
Satan
is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, "You! I can understand
why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against
me everyday and you aren't afraid of me.
But
YOU (points to the West Indian), why didn't you run out scared like everyone
else?"
The
West Indian crosses one leg over the other and replies, "See one, see de
other! I been married to you sister for 36 years!"
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