Shopping On Line

This lady was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and 
pulling it out very quickly. 

When asked what she was doing, she replied that she was shopping on the Internet, and that they asked for a credit card number.
 

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Faxing Confidential Material 

Overheard ... a conversation at the office between a boss and his secretary. 

Boss:   "Do you know anything about this fax machine?" 

Secretary: "A little. What's wrong?" 

Boss:  "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received 
was a cover sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing 
happened. 

Secretary:  "How did you load the sheet?"

Boss:  "Well...it's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to 
read it by accident, so I folded it so that only the recipient would open 
it and read it." 

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