USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT: Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy stop flingin meh grip so.

USA: Lift the hood of the car for me John.
TnT: Yute-man, fly de bonnet nuh!

USA: I love you girl. 
TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh done know. 

USA: Oh the poor little boy is handicap. 
TnT: Look at de lil invalid...

USA: It's time for a perm. 
TnT: Gyul, yuh head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all de gren-gren showin.

USA: I have a stomach ache. 
TnT: Oh gorm.............. meh belly gripein meh. 

USA: He has no manners. 
TnT: He doh have no broughtupcy.

USA: WOW!........... he has such a bad body odor 
TnT: Yuh doesn't bade?....... oh shims man...... yuh smellin stink!

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder. 
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia. 
TnT: He duncee fuh so.

USA: I need a bottle of Pepto-Bismol... my stomach hurts. 
TnT: Ah need ah purge bad... ah cork up.

USA: It's been a long time since I've seen you girl. 
TnT: A.. A...! You still alive gyul?

USA: Oh my goodness, we have lost electricity. 
TnT: Jeezanages!!...... current gorn again.

USA: Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come off de bleddy gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh tail!

USA: This meal is not too bad. 
TnT: Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.

USA: Oh my, your feet are so ashy. 
TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so... yuh couldn't a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot? 
 

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